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Assuming I'm just an old lady was your first mistake standard T-shirt

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Product Description

This 6.0 oz ultra cotton t-shirt is a staple that would go with almost any outfit. Quarter-turned with taped neck and shoulders and a seven-eighths inch collar, this t-shirt is the definition of durability.

Features: Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves, tear away label.

Orders ship within 7 to 10 business days (Currently experiencing 3-5 day delays to existing delivery times because of COVID-19)

Size Chart:

SIZE
LENGTH (in)
WIDTH (in)
S
27.5
18
M
28.75
20
L
29.75
22
XL
30.75
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32
6XL
36
35